you’re all welcome to my ask box
My mom: “Go do some laundry”
Looks at math homework:
There’s no food in the fridge:
Make an A on a test:
Having social interaction:
The fridge one though.
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
This dog is 500% done
moon moon water u doin
moon moon stahp
“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals [Click to watch]
Here’s an important new nature guide from the people who brought you How Animals Eat Their Food.